Christmas
*Sigh* So Christmas is coming and I'm missing the Christmases (that can't be spelled right...) of my youth. Remember when you were a kid you'd look forward to Christmas alllllllll year, from December 26th on? So by the time December 1st rolled 'round you were nearly rabid with excitement? See, Christmas never sneaks up on a child. Ever. And do kids worry about paying rent, let alone buying gifts for everyone? Hell no. Do they even worry about what to get people? Not a chance. Kids go to school, make Santas with cotton ball beards and call it done. For me, Christmas used to be happy, exciting, and generally warm and squishy. Now it is stressful, aggravating, and frankly depressing. Grr. Welcome to adulthood, ladies and gentlemen, please extinguish all inner joy and peace before entering the void.
posted by la Julie @ 5:01 PM
3 Comments:
Dearest ex.............fuzzhead. You get this bullshit adult crap because you buy into the comercial Christmas that american capitalist culture sells you.
....Please do not buy me anything. If you are compelled to, instead donate the thousands you were going to spend on me to any homeless organization. It would be greatly appreciated by me and those who benefit from you Christmas spirit. Actually it is a perception I have most of the year.... Better yet donate the thousands and enslave your self to me for 1 year I promise you will enjoy the time in my service. Bites, hugs and kisses, fitor
Wow.
You know what I think? I think Fitor is Rudy. Yup, I think so.
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