PROCRASTINATION!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I am soooooo slacking off just now. I reallllly don't feel like getting up and functioning. I'm just really not into that. I think instead I need to stumble across a large sum of cash and pay a mess of muscle-bound people to do all this for me. Yes, I think that's definitely more suitable. *Sigh*

Is anyone secretly in love with me and wants to prove their undying affection by coming over, sorting, packing, and cleaning my house? Anyone? No? Damn.