kibbles and munchy bites

That's the name of a dog food I saw at Safeway the other night...do you know I would get a dog just to feed it that kind of food? Just solely because it's funny. *sigh* Hmmm, maybe that's why I haven't got one...

So I listened to my friend's radio show today, and I learned a good deal about country music. First of all, it reaffirmed my belief that banning country music would, indeed, prevent inbreeding. Absolutely...but the second thing was..damn, it's really very funny! Honest to God, what a bunch of sad sacks! Egads! It's insane....what a fucked up miserable bunch of people with unbelievably bad luck!

One song in particular, this chick was essentially saying that she didn't require Tiffany and Co., she could find the same quality at WalMart, aka Wally World in Julie Land. Bear with me here, I'm paraphrasing. Eww, oh my God, you so can't. Don't get me wrong, I adore Wally World, but Tiffany's it is not. Ick, the gist of the song is that she's bragging about just how redneck/white trash she is. Ick. I was horrified.

Thankfully, my friend was fabulous, adorable, really.