Yoga Booty Ballet

You know what one of the best things about day shift is? I wake up early on my days off, too. Really, I think this is a good thing. For example, I laid in bed today for a while after waking up and watched tv. This is a luxury, honestly. The first thing I saw was an infomercial for, I swear I'm not making this up, the yoga booty ballet. I don't even think I could make that up. Words like "booty" are so not in my vocabulary. Eww. Anyway, it's some exercise program, right? And as a testimonial they had some whiter than white chick who looked like she belonged on Wall Street saying "It's really helped my booty!" Total deadpan, I kid you not, the woman was serious. Yikes. Honestly? I kept waiting for a member of the Saturday Night Live or Mad TV cast to pop into the ad. I was certain it was a joke. Sadly, it was not. But the point is, I don't think they show crap like that on primetime tv, that's the sort of stuff you only see early in the morning! It's like a whole new world...


On a more serious note, I keep thinking about Tahoe. I should have been there by now. I was talking to a guy who grew up there, and he made me think. If things keep up how they are at Satellite, why shouldn't I move up there when my lease is up? Of course, I'd want to wait until at least some of the snow was gone, and my lease is up in February, so maybe I could get a cheap month to month place 'til Spring. I'd need to do some serious per diem work til then. Of course, for that I would actually need the damned certificate. Grr. Stupid state. Anyway, all I know is that whenever I think of it, I feel kinda sad and I miss it so much. I sort of abandoned that goal when I got hired at Satellite, figured I had to stay and get my pct, then serve my two years or whatever. But I have my pct, and I didn't sign a contract. So why am I here?