I am not in love with my Schwan's Man!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWW! Ewww! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! YUCK YUCK YUCK!

*gag*

*retch*

*hurl!!*

Wow. I am so not in love with my Schwan's man anymore. HE HIT ON ME!
He comes into my house, tells me (after some b.s.) that he thought I was hot since the "first time I saw you." Then he proceeds to tell me that he and the freako weird guy he brought here training last time had a lovely discussion about just how hot I am. Niiiice. So then, he wanted to know if I was single, all the usual crap, and then proceeded to inform me that this was all strictly off the record, Schwan's has a policy about not dating customers. I'll just bet they do. Then he decides to notify me that he is, in fact, married with two children. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! He then says "I can see a reaction there. Tell me, what does the whole 'married thing' do for you?"

*insert speechless, horrified Julie face here*

And please, how often am I speechless?

Exaaactly.

I explain that I'm really not into the whole "married thing," and he's like "no, I absolutely understand!" His understanding, however, didn't prevent him from telling me all the days he'd be up here, saying to keep his number, and that I could call any time, day or night and he'd answer.

Wowwwww.