I'm in Love With My Schwan's Man

Okay, well not exactly in love. I mean, it isn't as though I'm attracted to him. He's just fabulous. Charming, very nice, not even a hair smarmy, and he remembers me, my dog, everything. I love people that are good at their job. He makes me want to rush online and place an $84,000 order. *sigh* But alas, my freezer isn't big enough.

So I cut school today. I haven't done that in years. I had an assignment due that was only half done, and I woke up early and still felt like hell. So I decided that just once, damn it, I was going to allow myself to cut and flake out on an assignment. I mean, I've gotten like 100% on all my assignments thus far, or damn near. So with one missing assignment I'll still be better off than most the class. Ya hear this? I'm rationalizing. And maybe it's the fatigue or overwhelming stress, but you know what? It's working. Yayyy!

So Winston knocked over a cup of coffee onto my light colored carpet. I thought I got it all up but when I got home I saw this massive stain. Niiiiice. Maybe I'll sell Winston and get a carpet cleaner!