poonany baked goods

I have a friend that needs some poonany pie...but maybe he needs some poonany cake. Or poonany souffle...but if he got that, he couldn't yell because it'd make the poonany fall. Hmm. Or on the run, he could get some poonany cookies, or even poonany tart, but that's not as healthy. Or if he's feeling sophisticated, perhaps some poonany biscotti would tickle his fancy.