Exciting New Feature o' Julie-Land....
Okay, let me start off by saying WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE?!? I mean, I am very happy with the amount of comments I get, but jeepers! Where are you people today! I wanna hear what you think of my run-in with the Schwan's man! Get with the program! And furthermore, you're not blogging enough, any of you. Especially Stacy..
Right. Onward I go.
So the exciting new feature of Julie-Land is this. I'm going to have a poll! If today is any indication it's going to fail miserably, but it seems like it'd be fun if it worked, so here goes....
I need all of you, friends, ex's, random people, everyone to comment and tell me how I should handle icky Schwan's man. Should I A.)narc the bastard out and get him fired? or B.)overlook the whole thing and quit ordering Schwan's or C.)You tell me...
Comment away pets....
posted by la Julie @ 9:17 PM
2 Comments:
I would actually lead him on, invite him to a quiet, secluded alley in Cloverdale. You know the kind, the ones that only the tumbleweeds know about. Then, when he arrives, you hire Mafia goons to handcuff him to a dumpster and pour honey all over him. Then you take a full box of corn flakes and apply to said honey. Finally, and this is the best part of all, you set him free in the streets of Cloverdale. The redneckish population will be out on their porches and think he's a big chicken.
"Hey look there sonny, that's the most peculiar chicken I've ever seen. I smell dinner."
The last sound he hears it the cocking of a shotgun. Then it's Schwann Man Smorgasborg.
Stacy...should said Mafia goon be, perhaps, the "Bulldog"? Is he available?
K...try the racetracks ice cream sammies..you'll know why I adore them so. I mean, besides the fact that they're ice cream sammies.
Dev...the IV pole is too good for him...
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