Necesito un gatito

Para mi amigo, el Jason.

Figure it out, my little friends.


Castro was FAAABULOUS!!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! I love love loved it. We went to see the Saw 2 before it all, it was good, twisted, but not quite as fabulous as the first of course. And they left it open for a third, and I don't think that's going to be a good thing. But it was fun, nonetheless. Then we cruised on down to the Castro and had a fabulous time. There were tons of cool costumes.... I had my pic taken with a guy in a UPS uniform that had stuffed dogs sewn onto it everywhere like they were attacking him. It was fucking hysterical. Then there was the FEMA guy. He was dressed in a suit and tie and had a FEMA sign on his hat. Attached to the back of the hat was an arrow facing behind him that read "disaster." Smashing. There were Adam and Steve, Spy A and Spy B, some lovely drag queens, and a wolf in grandma's nightgown. There were three stages, all of which playing good music, and enough cute girls to give that evening an extra special kick. ;-) And now, my dissertation....

Halloween in the Castro is a massive event spread over I believe 12 city blocks. Everywhere you turn you are bombarded with impossibly loud music and thousands upon thousands of people. The estimate for last night alone was around 300,000. Many of said people were intoxicated in one form or another. Many of them are simply hell bent on bad behavior. Add to this the inherent adult nature of the Castro after hours (especially during an event), and you have the makings of a wild night. As well it should be. My issue lies with the moronic trash that insists upon bringing their dogs and small children. Neither dogs nor small children enjoy being stepped on or assaulted with incredibly loud noises. Children (and the rest of us, for that matter) don't especially need to witness fat bald men in tissue box costumes that read "Blow Me Tissue" and sporting a 12 inch dildo from their pants. And that was the mild stuff. I'd like to know, who the hell believes it's cute, fun, or beneficial to subject animals and children to this kind of event?! Fuck! They're the same group of people who insist upon bringing their dogs to firework displays. I'm sorry, but unless your dog is deaf and loves huge crowds, you should have your animal taken away. Likewise, the uncivilized trash that brings their children, furry or otherwise, to any such event should also have custody revoked. Could we be more disrespectful of an individual's wellbeing? Some of the people I witnessed last night appeared not to care, they were merely bringing their kids because they couldn't get a sitter. And goddamn it, they weren't going to let a little thing like a child get in their way! Others truly seemed to think it was a good idea, that their children would enjoy seeing 400lb. women on scooters baring their massive breasts for horrified onlookers. I'm not biased. Whether it was malicious disregard for child welfare or sheer, ignorant, stupidity, I believe all these vile creatures should have their children and animals taken away permanently and undergo sterilization, forced or voluntary. Yep, it's true.

:-)