Doesn't it suck when you really try to do the right thing, you do your very best, and it's not enough? In fact, it's just as awful as if you hadn't tried at all?

Furthermore, I'm an idiot and didn't thaw anything for dinner. So basically what I'm looking at is asparagus that needs to be cooked before it dies, but it's waaaay too much to eat all alone. I have salmon, sounds lovely, but naturally it's frozen solid.

Hmm, looks like the good feelings I got from my walk wore off already!