Happy May Day!

Yayy! A totally unimportant, worthless holiday! Hot damn! In order to properly celebrate such a momentous occasion, I will now recite a lovely poem given to me by my pal Susan.


*ahem*


Hooray Hooray
'Tis the first of May!
Sex outdoors begins today!

-Susan Dickson

*borrows the small bow from Stacy Without an E and exits blog*