All Stressed Out

I should be happy because I am at the start of a lovely three day weekend. Yayyy! I am happy, I swear. And to top it off, I found my Halloween costume today, a discovery worthy of much rejoicing. It's adorable, really. The problem is tomorrow. I have plans allllll day, and with the exception of a phone call from Jill in the morning and a dinner date with Gotti I don't want to do ANY of it. I have to drive alllll the way up to Ukiah to take an ASL test that I am ill-prepared for, pray to God the lazy-ass DMV and downright incompetent USPS get my driver's license to my mailbox by the time I get out of class and back to Cloverdale, then I need to drive alllll the way down to Santa Rosa, pick up my check, drive all the way to Petaluma and because the DMV and USPS won't have obliged with my first prayer, pray to God the bank will accept my paper license, social security card, and thumbprint to cash my paycheck. If the stars were to align correctly, which I'm assuming they will not, I will have to cruise back up to my bank, deposit the cash, and then head to Marisol's, then on to Costco, then back, then on to dinner with Gotti. *whew* Fuuuuuuck. I hope the bastard that broke into my car and caused all this shit dies a miserable, lonely death...slow and painful. Grr. See, my new bank is wonderful and I just absolutely looove them. They're terribly civilized. The problem is that it is their policy to hold all checks 'til they clear before releasing the funds for the first thrity days of the account. And because direct deposit takes some time to set up, I'm screwed. Fuckety fuck fuck fuck. The good news is that this will be the last check I need to worry about, the next should be direct deposited by then, and the thirty days oughta be about up. Gooood grief.

I'm a bit on the tired side...this post is dreadfully uninspired. G'night...

Ohhh, after the ensuing drama tomorrow I plan on having the most delicious weekend....